Let Me Tell Two Joke

1st Joke :
Thr were three ppl
Thier Names are :
1st)Stupid
His call Stupid because he is very stupid
2nd)Manners
His call Manners because he is very polite
3rd)Shuddap
His call Shuddap because he always call ppl shuddap

One day three of them went to a cinema to see a movie
Stupid say i wan to go to the toilet
ONE HOUR LATER

Stupid dint come out......
Manners say i will go find him

Shuddap say i will go tell the police
Shuddap : Police!!My friend is missing
Police     : Whats his name??
Shuddap : Stupid
Police     : What did u say???Whrs ur manners
Shuddap : Manners is in the toilet
Police     : Whats ur name boy !!
Shuddap : Shuddap

2nd Joke :
Thr were 4 ppl in an airplane
They were:
CEO.......President.......Student.........Pilot

The airplane were about to crash
But thr were oni 3 parachute
1st) the CEO straight take one n jumped down
2nd) the President of United State said
I nid to take care a country
Then he toke one i jumped
3rd) The pilot said to the student
U still have a bright future
So plz take the last parachute n jump down
Instead of that the student said
Nvm we can jump together
The pilot was shocked n say how??
The student said
The president toke my bag n jumped down