Let Me Tell Two Joke

1st Joke :
Thr were three ppl
Thier Names are :
1st)Stupid
His call Stupid because he is very stupid
2nd)Manners
His call Manners because he is very polite
3rd)Shuddap
His call Shuddap because he always call ppl shuddap

One day three of them went to a cinema to see a movie
Stupid say i wan to go to the toilet
ONE HOUR LATER

Stupid dint come out......
Manners say i will go find him

Shuddap say i will go tell the police
Shuddap : Police!!My friend is missing
Police     : Whats his name??
Shuddap : Stupid
Police     : What did u say???Whrs ur manners
Shuddap : Manners is in the toilet
Police     : Whats ur name boy !!
Shuddap : Shuddap

2nd Joke :
Thr were 4 ppl in an airplane
They were:
CEO.......President.......Student.........Pilot

The airplane were about to crash
But thr were oni 3 parachute
1st) the CEO straight take one n jumped down
2nd) the President of United State said
I nid to take care a country
Then he toke one i jumped
3rd) The pilot said to the student
U still have a bright future
So plz take the last parachute n jump down
Instead of that the student said
Nvm we can jump together
The pilot was shocked n say how??
The student said
The president toke my bag n jumped down

Children's Day ..............

Haiz........
Arent Children's Day suppose to be fun?
For this two yrs Children's Day sucks......
Laz yr i get chicken pop

This yr.......
I were very happy when i went to school
Then I n my two friend : Kar aun n Wei Lin
Nid to do the PA
Just then........
When I were plucking the wire.......
Then a group of ppl are shifting the piano
And they wan to put it at the place im standing
Then the teacher told me to help them
But I dint hear it
Coz I were thinking about One Piece
Then i continue do the wire
She say u tot i dunnoe what ur thinking huh??
I noe u wan to pretend to do the wire
Dunwan to help shift the piano............
Im not even thinking of that...........
Then after the Negaraku n Jalur Gemilang
They say wan to do the exercise.......
But no one told me...........
Then I ran to get the cd
Then when the song playing
The teacher chen go n lower the voice
Then he went off then the Headmistress
Stare at mi..........
Like Im the one who lower the voice
Haiz............

Some more got alot of unpleasent thing happen
But I forgotten......... all due to TM Net..........
If u have no idea what im talkking about plz refer to
The post be4 this ^^

Yay ...... !! Today Got One Day Trip !!

Today we went to 4 places
1st : Clay Factory..................
2nd : Soap Factory...............

3rd : Glass Factory...............
4th : Yakult Factory..............

Clay Factory:
Lol This is the most fun place ^^
We get to make our own.........
Clay pencil box (I think its call pencil box)
This is the pencil box i make.........

Ok la hor?????

Soap Factory :
Here...... We nid to cut something thats sticky........
No idea whats that.......
After cutting that u nid to take a model...........
Put some kind of chemical then
Spray some alchohol to make the buble missing
Then after one mins u can choose the fragrance u like
I choose ............ blueberry
Then the kor kor will help u do the other progress
This one quite boring one(do awhile then finish le)
I oso brought a soap for my mom ^^


Glass Factory :
This one wont dun get to do
We oni get to see how they make
Woah he make this penguin(below)in around 5 mins

Cool Rite..............


Yakult Factory :
To mi this is the most boring place we visited
1st the guy talk about yakult..................
Bla bla bla........
After that he give us see one very very boring clip....
Oo yeah ... forgot to introduce u my host

Here he is : (below)

After that we saw how they make yakult.....
And we oso get to buy yakult
They say cheaper so i brought
When i went home my father said
Cheap 20sen oni..................
Wasted My Money Haiz

I will make a new slide show
And upload new photos ^^
For ur info :
I so long liao oni post this due to
The useless TM Net
Now rainning season then the line not gud liao
Wan Upload photo to FB oso hard
Haiz ....... 
A piece of advise dun use TM Net

Band Practice For School Anniversery

Everytime oso will give our coach scold one ..............
But 2day we dint get scolding~ *Percussion*
Everytime after i went to practice i will be like
Freaking pissed.........  but 2day i enjoyed it
When YMCA we Base Drum no nid hit mah
The clarrinet will go out dance YMCA
Since I have nth to do so i oso folo them jump lo
Its fun lol but 4 Base Drum oni I jump oni..........

The standerd 2 and 3 got one hand sign presentation
The whole band folo how they do
Lol  Everyone laughing lol so funny
Until halfway the teacher turn the head and look at us n say..........
We all frighten tot the teacher wan scold us
But the teacher said : u all too fast liao
lol everyone laugh n slowed down
This Sunday is anniversarry le
I Saturday cant go practice hope i Sunday wont do wrong
>.<