Let Me Tell Two Joke

1st Joke :
Thr were three ppl
Thier Names are :
1st)Stupid
His call Stupid because he is very stupid
2nd)Manners
His call Manners because he is very polite
3rd)Shuddap
His call Shuddap because he always call ppl shuddap

One day three of them went to a cinema to see a movie
Stupid say i wan to go to the toilet
ONE HOUR LATER

Stupid dint come out......
Manners say i will go find him

Shuddap say i will go tell the police
Shuddap : Police!!My friend is missing
Police     : Whats his name??
Shuddap : Stupid
Police     : What did u say???Whrs ur manners
Shuddap : Manners is in the toilet
Police     : Whats ur name boy !!
Shuddap : Shuddap

2nd Joke :
Thr were 4 ppl in an airplane
They were:
CEO.......President.......Student.........Pilot

The airplane were about to crash
But thr were oni 3 parachute
1st) the CEO straight take one n jumped down
2nd) the President of United State said
I nid to take care a country
Then he toke one i jumped
3rd) The pilot said to the student
U still have a bright future
So plz take the last parachute n jump down
Instead of that the student said
Nvm we can jump together
The pilot was shocked n say how??
The student said
The president toke my bag n jumped down

Children's Day ..............

Haiz........
Arent Children's Day suppose to be fun?
For this two yrs Children's Day sucks......
Laz yr i get chicken pop

This yr.......
I were very happy when i went to school
Then I n my two friend : Kar aun n Wei Lin
Nid to do the PA
Just then........
When I were plucking the wire.......
Then a group of ppl are shifting the piano
And they wan to put it at the place im standing
Then the teacher told me to help them
But I dint hear it
Coz I were thinking about One Piece
Then i continue do the wire
She say u tot i dunnoe what ur thinking huh??
I noe u wan to pretend to do the wire
Dunwan to help shift the piano............
Im not even thinking of that...........
Then after the Negaraku n Jalur Gemilang
They say wan to do the exercise.......
But no one told me...........
Then I ran to get the cd
Then when the song playing
The teacher chen go n lower the voice
Then he went off then the Headmistress
Stare at mi..........
Like Im the one who lower the voice
Haiz............

Some more got alot of unpleasent thing happen
But I forgotten......... all due to TM Net..........
If u have no idea what im talkking about plz refer to
The post be4 this ^^

Yay ...... !! Today Got One Day Trip !!

Today we went to 4 places
1st : Clay Factory..................
2nd : Soap Factory...............

3rd : Glass Factory...............
4th : Yakult Factory..............

Clay Factory:
Lol This is the most fun place ^^
We get to make our own.........
Clay pencil box (I think its call pencil box)
This is the pencil box i make.........

Ok la hor?????

Soap Factory :
Here...... We nid to cut something thats sticky........
No idea whats that.......
After cutting that u nid to take a model...........
Put some kind of chemical then
Spray some alchohol to make the buble missing
Then after one mins u can choose the fragrance u like
I choose ............ blueberry
Then the kor kor will help u do the other progress
This one quite boring one(do awhile then finish le)
I oso brought a soap for my mom ^^


Glass Factory :
This one wont dun get to do
We oni get to see how they make
Woah he make this penguin(below)in around 5 mins

Cool Rite..............


Yakult Factory :
To mi this is the most boring place we visited
1st the guy talk about yakult..................
Bla bla bla........
After that he give us see one very very boring clip....
Oo yeah ... forgot to introduce u my host

Here he is : (below)

After that we saw how they make yakult.....
And we oso get to buy yakult
They say cheaper so i brought
When i went home my father said
Cheap 20sen oni..................
Wasted My Money Haiz

I will make a new slide show
And upload new photos ^^
For ur info :
I so long liao oni post this due to
The useless TM Net
Now rainning season then the line not gud liao
Wan Upload photo to FB oso hard
Haiz ....... 
A piece of advise dun use TM Net

Band Practice For School Anniversery

Everytime oso will give our coach scold one ..............
But 2day we dint get scolding~ *Percussion*
Everytime after i went to practice i will be like
Freaking pissed.........  but 2day i enjoyed it
When YMCA we Base Drum no nid hit mah
The clarrinet will go out dance YMCA
Since I have nth to do so i oso folo them jump lo
Its fun lol but 4 Base Drum oni I jump oni..........

The standerd 2 and 3 got one hand sign presentation
The whole band folo how they do
Lol  Everyone laughing lol so funny
Until halfway the teacher turn the head and look at us n say..........
We all frighten tot the teacher wan scold us
But the teacher said : u all too fast liao
lol everyone laugh n slowed down
This Sunday is anniversarry le
I Saturday cant go practice hope i Sunday wont do wrong
>.<

Man !!!!  This week Sucks

This Tuesday      : We got Ejaan Competition and Bahasa Malaysia Penulisan Exam
This Wednesday : We got Spelling Competition and Chinese Penulisan Exam
This Tursday       : We got Hafalan and Englsih Paper 2
This Friday          : We got Mandarin Spelling Competition

Ah ha........
Talk about Spelling Competition.......
Our teacher like one student but the student supreme naughty one.......
We ask can say agn the word? She scold us what dint hear nicely
And for ur info I sit at the back of the class
Then when her favourite student ask she say so many times.......
Oh sry dint tell u her favourite student name.........
Darren - Supereme naughty like to show-off alot
(Almost all of the class student hate him)
Then our class teacher somemore scold us ........
What a pityful day......

And my result for Mandarin Competition is.........
100 per 23
Supereme nub rite..........

Argh!!! My Sister Very Kacau!!!

2day hor zzzzz
My little sister call me play with her hockey
(Using golf ball n stick)
I play lor then i hit the ball in the kictchen
And then i go ake the ball that time the ball flew under the fridge
It got stuck in thr =.=
Then she come she my game then say alot of things.......
Then i cannot take out the ball then she wan cry liao.....
After that she say wan play soccer then i play lor..........
Then she cannot shoot through the goal
Then she wan to cry agn....
After that we went to butterfly park to jogging
Then she somemore shout alot of things blah blah blah blah
Letz skip that part......
Then when eat dinner i wan add more rice she see i wan add she oso wan add....
But my father say u haven finish add what add
Hahahahahha...... So happy that time
And everytime i play computer she oso come see
I chatting with friends at msn that time.......
She come and read out what I write.........
Then i say dun read she read in her heart zzzzzz
Damn Pissed
Ok letz not talk about this any more
Everytime i think of it i feel !!!!! PISSED !!!!!

Woohoo ^^ Today No School

Today no school because of.......
!!!!! Deepavali !!!!!
I woke up at 9:45.......
Watch a cartoon
Then went to toke bath.....
After bathing I went to do some study
After that i continue play computer
When noon went to eat lunch then contiune seeing Bleach using computer
^^

Can Someone Tell Me Any Intresting Online Game ?

Haiz Maple is getting boring n boringer.........
If u all noe any intresting online game
Plz tell mi at the chat box at my blog
^^ TY ^^ 

Another Problemful Day ............

Band :
2day our band coach so kiam pa !!!
Since he haven come so the teacher chen conduct us but......
Coach teach us another way he teach us another way........
But we folo our coach way then he scold us
What dunnoe how to folo insturtions...........
Okay then they call us start so we start lor then until halfway.....
Our coach finnaly come!!!!
Then he conduct us then no problem le ^^

4 x 100 meter race : 
The result for 4 x 100 meter race is............
I lost...........
!!!! SOBS !!!!
Nevermind if I train more 2morrow sure got chance one ^^

Kantin :
After i lost in the 4 x 100 meter race.......
I went to kantin n buy 2 big cup of orange juice to express my sadness
And My frined belanja me one cold minerqal water ^^
Then after Sports Day finish ..... I n my two best friend go kantin eat ice cream
Ah hah ...... This is the shiity part........
Got one fatty prefect run run run.......
And knock down my friend ice cream........
My frined call him pay back RM1.20
Coz the ice cream coz RM1.20
And then the fatty prefect say : Is ur fault not my fault.......
Then he dunwan pay back the money lor.....
And then they start fightting..........
Ohh ya ..... sry forgot to tell u the fatty prefect name n my best friends name psps.....
Fatty prefect NAME : Edison Chin
My best friend who drop his ice cream Name : Tan Xun
My another best friend : Heng Khai Je
When they start fightting .....I ask my friend wan buy one more ice cream for him?
He say ok so i take out RM1 he took out RM0.20
Then i go buy le give my friend he say no nid
I say I buy liao he somemore say dunwan veri waste money leh......
Then he oni took the ice cream........
After that we went back to class.......

Today Pissed n Happy n Nervous

Piss :
Yesterday The Bleach i try 2 x the 3rd time oni succes rite ?
Today more cham......... I try 3x oso fail.........
I now 4th x..... if i this time still fail..........
I !!! GIVE UP !!!

Happy :
Hurray!!! 2morrow Sports Day ^^
2morrow I got 4x 100 meter !!!!
I will run with all my might ^^
Hope I and my friends can at least number THREE
Oh ya , I 2morrow oso got band.........
Hope Everything will go on smoothly.........
And most of all we will not get scoldings...........

Nervous :
Next Tuesday got exam.........
The date is 20-10-09
Hope i can score all !!! A !!!
And !!!! GAMBATE !!!! to everyone that have exams ^^  

Yay !!!!

And the results for the Bleach episode is..........
!!!!! It Works !!!!!

Maple Muttons  (Dedicate You're Beautiful)

Racket means another meaning of the song ~ Dedicate By RedGalaxy
My life is brilliant
(I'm Very Smart)
My life my life is pure
(I never do that one be4)
I saw an angel
(My house is haunted)
I'm very sure
(I'm very sure)
She smiled to me on the subway
(There's someone stalking me on the MRT)
She's with another man
(She's a chikopeh)
I won't lose sleep all night......Coz i got a plan
(My matress very comfortable)
You're beautiful
(You're very preety)
You're beautiful
(You're very preety)
You're beautiful it's true
(I'm not bluffing)
I saw your face in a crowded place
(You're also quite fat,coz so many people I still can see you)
And I don't know what to do......
(Coz I have no food)
Coz I'll never be with you
(I'm scared you'll eat me)


If you're intrested in this video go to the bottom of my blog
Then you'll see it ^^

Argh Today Damn Pissed!!!!!

This is not about band (like I told u be4)
This about my damn internet..........
1st I loaded 2 bleach then mozzila firefox got what problem n it shut down itself
1st time nvm lor load agn lo then I loaded the 2nd time........
This time is not mozilla problem.......
Is The INTERNET problem!!!
When it loaded to 80% it lose connection n all gone agn........
zzzz I now loading the 3rd time......
Hope it works T.T

Later I'll tell u the results ^^

Yesterday n Today So Malang ........

Yesterday:
My Band Coach Scold Me Damn Stupid........
Afterwards ..... he call me hit roll
So I Hited lo..... i folo how he teach me last year 
Then he say ......... I whr got teach u to hit liddat.........
Then i wan tell him that.......At that moment ..........
He scolded me like im his dog .............

Today:
Today Sports Day Rehersel
We band nid go play lor........
And then our coach dint teach us how to do the line .......
And then Teacher Chen scolded us what we dont noe how do la ....
blablabla........
Then the next programme is Dancing n Chinese Yoyo......
Then we go the walkway n rest lor .....
We Rehersel by ourself awhile ......
Then suddenly the Teacher Chen 
Scold us through the loudspeaker 
Say We oni noe how make noisy sounds but dunnoe how to play songs.....
Then our coach late come .......
Then he somemore say what we make him malu .........
zzzzzzzzz
Then after the rehersel he call us
Walk aroud the field for so many round while carrying ur musical instruments
zzzzzzzzz
Then after break ..... he call us go music room.......
He call us play alot song ........
And keep shout ..........
Haiz.......
This is all because of.........
!!! Sports Day !!!
But I still like Sports Day but not BAND..........
Is life nth but scoldings??

Oh lol I just figure out that i love to use dots!!!!

!!! YAY !!! My Stamina Has Increase ^^

My stamina has increase due to.......
The Base Drum (like i told u be4)
Yay maybe I can get number 3 in 4x100 meter race
Hmmm maybe Not ...........
But Hope I can at least get number 3......

Yay The One Piece Episode OK le ^^

When I talked to my cousin bro in MSN that time.....
He said the episode no problem.......  
So i try n broadcast agn .......
The results is ............
!!!! IT WORKS !!!!
So Happy ^^ 

Nooooo~ The Newest One Piece Got Problem!!!!!!

I Broadcast the show then I went to take bath .......
When I came back it loaded finish
When I click play...... 
It play for 1 minutes then black out !!!!
I hope It will be fixed 2morrow :( 

Yay 2day Got New One Piece Episode : 421

Wohoooo!! My Favourite Show!!! ^^
 I encourage u all (boys) 
Go see one piece n bleach super nice to see
If u wan see One Piece go

www.watch-onepiece.com

If u wan go see Bleach go
www.bleachget.com

Waaaa  I Nid To Play The Big Drum During Sports Day !!!!

LOL rehersel  that time my shoe dropped out ..........
 The Big Drum So Damn heavy ........ 
I feel like Dieing
Coz nid to carry the Base Drum n march around the field so many times
Hope I wont screw up during Sports Day 
!!! Wish Me Luck !!! ^^

Yay New School Shoes !! 

My  old school shoe walk half way will drop one ........
And 2day my dad brought me a new pair of shoes ^^
!!! Hurray !!!

~ To All My Friends In School ~

Hope Everyone Will Stay Healthy n Strong Forever

And The Most Important Of All

Hope We Can Be 

~ FRIENDS FOREVER ~

!!!! Exam Again !!!!

Exam falls on 20th of October........

Need to keep study n study again ..........

I hope one day school flooded n all the exam paper wash away ^^

Muahahahaha..........not funny at all 

I hope i can get all A!!! 
And to all those who are having exams 

!!! GAMBATE !!!

!!! Sports Day Is Here !!!

I Lose In The Long Jump Contest Again ....... 

The winner Jump 3.94 meter ......
When I jump the teacher say 3.92
I tot I could get number TWO
And then the teacher suddenly say : "Sorry see wrongly is 2.92 "
and I losed......